sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

“People get drunk. 
They kiss the wrong person.
And pretend to be okay. 
People will do anything
to distract their heart. 
They will do anything to 
distract it from 
missing someone.”

– (via missinyouiskillingme)

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

bcteria:

everything is a lie

bcteria:

everything is a lie

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

image

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

labias:

PLEASE

labias:

PLEASE

  • m....m...m
    baby:
  • mama? ma? mommy?
    mom:
  • m...m...
    baby:
  • m..mY ANACONDA DONT
    baby: